Dominoes falling in the form of Van Gogh’s Starry Night
DID SOMEONE CHUCK A DOMINO WHEN THAT ONE SWIRL DIDNT FALL im PISSING
Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
i thought that said “beauty comes in all shapes and slices” which would have been a lot better, I think
no that would just be cheesy
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN ON THE HIGHWAY, CAUSE THATS WHERE THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF I WOULD CLIMB YOUR EGO AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ
WHEN YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT FINED FOR LITTERING
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.